You would have to be half-mad to dream me up.

The chief difficulty Alice found at first was in managing her flamingo.

I can't go back to yesterday - because I was a different person then.

I'm not strange, weird, off, nor crazy, my reality is just different from yours.

You know what the issue is with this world? Everyone wants some magical solution to their problem and everyone refuses to believe in magic.

Sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.

I'm doubtful about the temper of your flamingo. Shall I try the experiment?

One of the secrets of life is that all that is really worth the doing is what we do for others.

Why is it that people with the most narrow of minds seem to have the widest of mouths?

If you limit your actions in life to things that nobody can possibly find fault with, you will not do much!

You're entirely bonkers. But I'll tell you a secret... All the best people are!

My grace is sufficient for thee. The words soothed her soul like a healing balm.

The idea that the future is unpredictable is undermined every day by the ease with which the past is explained.

Blood is thicker than water, but they still use corn starch as a thickener on cooking shows

Art is not supposed to change the world, to change practical things, but to change perceptions. Art can change the way we see the world. Art can create an analogy.

There were periods when the art market got overheated, but there is no reason it should appreciate dramatically.

You've never met a more flawed guy than me.

I've got a farm in Somerset, and I think it's God's own country. I love it.

In a way an umpire is like a woman. He makes quick decisions, never reverses them, and doesn't think you're safe when you're out.

When you bluff, someone may call you on it.

We often learn more of God under the rod that strikes us than under the staff that comforts us.