You would not believe how loose this car is for two laps after the green. Then, just like that, it's back to how it was before. But, those first few laps, damn, it's loose! JUNIOR NO LIKEY!

The winner ain't the one with the fastest car. It's the one who refuses to lose.

The only way to be productive is to be positive.

If my wheel comes off and I hit the fence real hard, I get to whack every damn one of you with a hammer.

I'm just trying not to get run over. That's number one. Number two is you gotta catch the guy in front of ya.

I've already done enough to have earned 'good driver,' so if I can be known as a great person and a good driver, that's better than only being a great driver.

That's life. You've got to deal with it, good and bad. We'll be all right. I mean, if we make the chase, we make it. If we don't, we don't.

Tried on daddy's 1979 rookie firesuit a while back. Smelled every bit of 36 years old.

There's some sorta big bar-be-que goin' on here in turn three. There's smoke all over the track! Some fan's got a big one goin' on.

My father could look straight ahead but concentrate on something on the very edge of his vision, almost nearly behind him.

The whole cap came off.. must've been a recap.

Time spent looking back in anger is time wasted

The gaping wound in America’s national security is without a doubt, the unregulated dragnet surveillance capitalists.

Love is an optical illusion that makes you believe the object of your affection is the most beautiful person in the world.

It is now, and in this world, that we must live.

When Chaplin found a voice to say what was on his mind, he was like a child of eight writing lyrics for Beethoven's Ninth.

Why are we rebuilding New Orleans? Whose idea was this, Aquaman?

I've learnt that if I tell myself I'm not allowed something, I binge on it later. So if I want chocolate, I have chocolate. If I want biscuits, I have biscuits. I love cake. I just love cake.

I've always held that early marriage is a sure indication of second-rate goods that had to be sold in a hurry." - Martin Harris

There's nothing I've done which I'm ashamed of or I thought was actually bad.

Then, Sir, we will give them the bayonet!