You would think that Freddy Couples-Nick Price would be the team to beat, but I'll tell you in skins, it's a matter of just hitting it at the right time.

Vodka does not ease back pain. But it does get your mind off it.

I might not come home with hardware, but I'm winning.

Newspapers do a good job telling me what happened yesterday, but they'd be a lot more impressive if they could tell me what's going to happen tomorrow.

The greatest thing about golf, there's no end to it unless you're dead. You just go from here to the Senior Tour.

I'm glad I don't have to make a living farming. Too much hard work. Too many variables you don't have control over, like, is it going to rain? All I can say is, god bless the real farmers out there.

Life is not a bowl full of cherries, there's good and bad stuff.

Because you pray after you play.

You've got to gamble every once in a while in a round of golf. I'm not afraid to screw up.

I've never been to heaven and, thinking back on my life, I probably won't get a chance to go. I guess the Masters is as close as I'm going to get.

I accept the fact that I'm going to miss it sometimes. I just hope I miss it where I can find it.

Not how well you see in a clear weather but how well you see in a foggy weather determines how better you are than others!

Are we safe from human exposure? I don't want the owners to find a busted-up angel and a buzzed vampire lurking in their shed and freak out.

We need a bold, new, positive vision for the future of our country.

Faith never makes a confession.

In the United States these days, 'diversity' is a big word and a buzzword.

I can't dance on ice, because I'm like Bambi on ice.

Everybody has some information. The function of the markets is to aggregate that information, evaluate it and get it incorporated into prices.

Life is fragile. We're not guaranteed a tomorrow so give it everything you've got.

Whatever you do, good or bad, people will always have something negative to say