You wouldn't believe On All Hallow Eve What lots of fun we can make, With apples to bob, And nuts on the hob, And a ring-and-thimble cake.

Happiness is the ability to recognize it.

Youth is a silly, vapid state, Old age with fears and ills is rife, This simple boon I beg of Fate - A thousand years of Middle Life.

Insistent advice may develop into interference, and interference, someone has said, is the hind hoof of the devil.

I love the Christmas-tide, and yet, I notice this, each year I live; I always like the gifts I get, But how I love the gifts I give!

A guilty conscience is the mother of invention.

Actions lie louder than words.

Of two evils choose the prettier.

A blunder at the right moment is better than cleverness at the wrong time.

Nonsense makes the heart grow fonder.

Advice is one of those things it is far more blessed to give than to receive.

Education is a change of mind, an acceptance, and an assimilation.

God wants you to bless Him because it’s the purpose you were originally created for.

I can't afford to hate anyone. I don't have that kind of time.

I'm not even sure I have a style! All I know for sure is I don't want to look like everyone else.

I'm deeply ambitious and I always have been.

The universe is conspiring at this moment to bring you happiness and peace.

I seek in the reading of books, only to please myself, by an honest diversion.

I am Switzerland. I refuse to be affected by territorial disputes between mythical creatures.

I don't mind if you forget me. Having learned my lesson, I never left an impression on anyone.