You wouldn't say ' You've got the crappest eyes I've ever seen. Your eyes make me physically sick.

Your soul shines through even if you haven't got mascara on

When girls walk home we put on lippy and makeup. We chat. Sometimes we pretend to be hunchbacks. But that is it. Perfectly normal behavior.

Jas, you are three hundred miles away. You would have to have nunga-nungas the size of France for Jock to be able to rest his hand on them.

A nod is as good as a wink to a blind badger.

I will not have him in my brain;there is no room for anyone else in the cakeshop of agony. it's crowded enough in there already.

I've never had anyone say they love me before. Libby lobes me, that is true, but there is something a bit menacing about the way she says it.

What in the name of Hitler's panties and matching bra set was she talking about?

He who laughs last laughs the laughiest.

Dad has brought me a cup of tea in bed this morning! I said, 'Vati, why are you waking me up in the middle of the night? Are you on fire?

Mum said, "It is the thought that counts." And I said, "I know, which is why I am ringing the authorities right now. Anyone who thinks like she does should be locked up out of harm's way.

Your words reveal your wants but your actions reveal your expectations.

Literature is the real life of imaginary people.

More and more I had come to see the Capped as lacking what seemed to me the essence of humanity, the vital spark of defiance against the rulers of the world.

If Christ has died for me, ungodly as I am, without strength as I am, then I cannot live in sin any longer, but must arouse myself to love and serve Him who has redeemed me.

You develop a sympathy for all human beings when you travel a lot.

I've always enjoyed animation and voiceover work. That's something that I've been proactive about.

You are the only person who can sell you, so you do spend a lot of time in your job by yourself everyday.

The real test of leadership isn't where you start out. It's where you end up.

people commit suicide for only one reason - to escape torment.

One must not be mean with the affections; what is spent of the fund is renewed in the spending itself.