You write with ease, to show your breeding, But easy writing's vile hard reading.

He is the very pineapple of politeness.

A circulating library in a town is as an evergreen tree of diabolical knowledge.

When of a gossiping circle it was asked, "What are they doing?" The answer was, "Swapping lies.

An aspersion upon my parts of speech!

Won't you come into the garden? I would like my roses to see you.

A bumper of good liquor Will end a contest quicker Than justice, judge or vicar.

An unforgiving eye, and a damned disinheriting countenance!

Fertilizer does no good in a heap, but a little spread around works miracles all over.

Never say more than is necessary.

The surest way not to fail is to determine to succeed.

Imagine if you were performing at your full potential, the lives you would change - including yours. Just imagine...

Be patient and keep faith. It will all fall into place.

Every day’s to-do list.1.)

Turns out making a dramatic exit is a lot harder when you have to stand there and wait another twenty minutes for a boat to dock.

To need to dominate others is to need others. The commander is dependent.

Every book contains a secret – even the writer doesn't always know what it is.

When everything is social, suddenly nothing is.

It is an immense loss to have all robust and sustaining expletives refined away from one! At. moments of trial refinement is a feeble reed to lean upon.

My thoughts amuse me.

You get used to falling in love with people and having to let them go.