Young. Old. Just words. Inside we feel like our shoe size.

I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate.

You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you're down there.

There's an old saying, 'Life begins at forty.' That's silly. Life begins every morning you wake up.

Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.

First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down.

Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.

I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of my life.

It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.

I love to sing, and I love to drink scotch. Most people would rather hear me drink scotch.

I get up every morning and read the obituary column. If my name's not there, I eat breakfast.

Very often I realize that the time people spend apart is as important in maintaining relationships as the time they spend together.

My parents were supportive of my creativity but did not have a lot of patience for whimsy with zero production value. They had stuff to do.

Love is the purest religion and the most destructive addiction!

I am happy to donate funds to various organizations that help people in need.

They went to sea in a sieve, they did; In a sieve they went to sea; In spite of all their friends could say.

I would never create an image for myself; I'm not that clever.

I admire those who trust and are trustworthy.

The necessity of the times, more than ever, calls for our utmost circumspection, deliberation, fortitude, and perseverance.

When I was living in Boston I worked in this store that played the college radio station. I had to listen to it all day, and I didn't care for most of it.

Going back to a simpler life based on living by sufficiency rather than excess is not a step backward.