Young feller, you will never appreciate the potentialities of the English language until you have heard a Southern mule driver search the soul of a mule.

A mind that is stretched by a new experience can never go back to its old dimensions.

Success. Is not the position where you are standing, but which direction you are going.

This is a court of law, not a court of justice.

My right to swing my fist ends where your nose begins.

I like to pay taxes. With them, I buy civilization.

Three generations of imbeciles are enough.

The life of the law has not been logic; it has been experience.

Certitude is not the test of certainty.

People talk fundamentals and superlatives and then make some changes of detail.

Fame is the scentless sunflower, with gaudy crown of gold; But friendship is the rose, with sweets in every fold.

If you live everyday, with the capacity to stretch yourself past limitation and structure, you will find boundless opportunity is all the places that once scared you.

I've seen the future! It's a bald-headed man from New York!

No one is more sentimentalized in America than mothers on Mother's Day, but no one is more often blamed for the culture's bad people and behavior.

Come little cottage girl, you seem to want my cup of tea; and will you take a little cream? Now tell the truth to me!

Sometimes it looks like I'm dancing, but it's just that I walked into a spider web.

I'm not intimidated by how people perceive me.

The Davis-Oliver bill will enhance cooperation with state and local authorities to ensure that criminal immigrants and terrorists are swiftly, really swiftly, identified and removed.

Christianity gave Eros poison to drink; he did not die of it, certainly, but degenerated to Vice.

As long as I'm not taking a penalty we will be OK. But if it's like two years ago I will need a doctor.

Astonish me in the morning!