Young love is so ridiculous, as is middle-aged and old love. And it's also hilarious. When have you ever felt so vulnerable and wonderful and terrible at the same time?

Once a month, a woman turns from a beautiful flower into an angry hippopotamus.

When life gives you lemons, you exchange them at the store for something more edible.

Be the weirdest little weird in all Weird Town.

I feel like I have no real solid plans like, "this is what I'm going to do and I will do it by 2017" or whatever.

I think hard-working people have more opportunities no matter what on YouTube, regardless of gender.

It's insanely difficult to ask an audience to go somewhere other than YouTube to watch videos.

I want to do whatever people allow me to do with great people and have a great time doing it.

I imagine 'Daily Grace' as, like, your awkward older sister who tries to give you advice.

There are no gatekeepers. So all the things we want people to cast us in, we can just make ourselves.

If anything, being a female has afforded me opportunities on YouTube that I necessarily didn't have in doing traditional comedy and auditioning in TV and film, and that whole world.

Don't restrain yourself to mundaneness. You're subject to consciousness that makes you more than animalistic.

I married my love in the springtime, / but by summer he’d locked me away. / He’d murdered me dead by the autumn, / and by winter I was naught but decay

You've got just one problem. You stand too close to the ball - after you've hit it.

The fool tells me his reason; the wise man persuades me with my own.

The customer is not always right.

Is Jesus a Saviour who saves you, or is he an assistant who helps you save yourself?

OK, whatever, I was taking out false loans

Anyone who tells you that American seniors are not either going to have their services cut or we're going to have to pay more is...lying about it.

Rock 'n' roll is much easier if you're white

Night is beautiful when you are happy--comforting when you are in grief--terrible when you are lonely and unhappy.