Young man, if that bat comes down, you're out of the game

That guy in a twenty-five cent bleacher seat is as much entitled to know a call as the guy in the boxes. He can see my arm signal even if he can't hear my voice.

Baseball is more than a game to me, it's a religion.

An angry player can't argue with the back of an umpire who is walking away.

Your job is to umpire for the ball and not the player.

The best umpired game is the game in which the fans cannot recall the umpires who worked it.

It ain't nothing till I call it.

The most cowardly thing in the world is blaming mistakes upon the umpires. Too many managers strut around on the field trying to manage the umpires instead of their teams.

I told the umpires to walk back at least thirty-five feet from home plate. That reduced the arguements.

In my heart, I never called one wrong.

Baseball is more than a game to me, it's a religon.

There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.

Please kiss that girl a million times.

Talk only if it's worth, else it harms your worth only.

I get along very well with Paul Ryan personally. We have very deep differences on policy issues. But we express them civilly.

The planet does not need more successful people. The planet desperately needs more peacemakers, healers, restorers, storytellers, and lovers of all kinds.

When you lose, don't lose the lesson.

I'm a family man. I personally started 3 or 4 families last year.

Enlightenment means that you're living fully, and it means that you die fully. And then you go beyond life and death completely, everything, nothing, all, and beyond all.

Yet where is your inner value when you no longer know what it is to breathe freely; when you no longer have freedom over your own selves

It's very difficult to censor anything anymore.