Young men want to be faithful, and are not. Old men want to be faithless, and cannot.

The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.

Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.

Always forgive your enemies nothing annoys them so much.

It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.

Everyone may not be good, but there's always something good in everyone. Never judge anyone shortly because every saint has a past and every sinner has a future.

To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.

Be yourself; everyone else is taken.

Women are made to be loved, not understood.

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

There is no ending to the number of products you can produce with your time if well invested.

Do you want love, or do you want control?

When you see the ugliness behind the tears of another person, it makes you take a closer look at your own.

The 'good old times' - all times when old are good.

The life without men praise and regard as successful is but one kind. Why should we exaggerate any one kind at the expense of the others?

My favorite thing to do is eat and eat well.

Freedom of choice must be brought to bear upon the US Medical practice.

Sure my love is all crostLike a bud in the frostAnd there's no use at all in my going to bed,For 't is dhrames and not slape that comes into my head!

The girls want to see the rips on your stomach - they like that.

When I was a little boy and played Liebestraum, my father used to hit me on the head with a newspaper every time I slopped the cadenza . . . I hate Liebestraum.