Young people are the same as they always were. They are just as ignorant.

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.

If I were reincarnated I would wish to be returned to Earth as a killer virus to lower human population levels.

During the Blitz, a lot of shops had their windows blown in and put up notices saying, 'More open than usual'. I now declare this place more open than usual.

Cannibalism is a radical but realistic solution to the problem of overpopulation.

How do you keep the natives off the booze long enough to pass the test?

People think there's a rigid class system here, but dukes have been known to marry chorus girls. Some have even married Americans.

I would like to go to Russia very much — although the bastards murdered half my family.

You're just a silly little Whitehall twit: you don't trust me and I don't trust you.

The bastards murdered half my family.

In the event that I am reincarnated, I would like to return as a deadly virus, in order to contribute something to solve overpopulation.

Life is art and art is life.

Everyone encounters trials and tribulations, No choices, so face it! Live with it! Fight for it!

Fate's sentence written on the brow no hand can e'er efface.

When prayer fades out, power fades out. We are as spiritual as we are prayerful; no more, no less.

Everything if given to God can become your gateway to joy.

Sometimes you know the story. Sometimes you make it up as you go along and have no idea how it will come out.

It is impossible, by the way, when picking one example of anything, to avoid picking one which is atypical in some sense.

Ive learned this is a very long marriage doing a television show. I like the people that I work with to be people I enjoy, so you want to cast people who are as excited and enthusiastic as you are.

We need to be preaching a dynamic Gospel and living firecracker lives.

Just because I was 30 doesn't mean I was grown. God, I was such an idiot. I was an absolute idiot at 30. And I grew up.