Young people don't even consider that it's a good idea to be out on the fringe, which is where good ideas come from.

When a person tells you that you hurt them, you don't get to decide that you didn't.

The greatest thing about having a child is putting yourself second in your own life. It's a massive gift to be able to say you're not the most important person to yourself.

I don't stop eating when I'm full. The meal isn't over when I'm full. It's over when I hate myself.

I have a lot of beliefs... and I live by none of them...

My kids used to love math. Now it makes them cry. Thanks standardized testing and common core!

When you have bacon in your mouth, it doesn't matter who's president.

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime. Leave the dude alone and he'll figure it out.

Everything is amazing and nobody is happy

What happens after you die? Lot's of things happen after you die - they just don't involve you

One thing I learned from drinking is that if you ever go Christmas caroling, you should go with a group of people. And also go in mid-December.

Right person suffers a lot than wrong person in that place where injustice is called justice.

If I advance follow me! If I retreat kill me! If I die avenge me!

I'm obsessed with the form of a toolbox. The idea of a portable kit that has everything you might need ignites something inside me. It's like Batman's utility belt.

I really like performing for people.

People thought me a bit strange at first; a blond haired, blue-eyed Norwegian who sang Mexican folk songs, but I used it to my advantage and got a job. And so the music became my ticket to education.

I found that when I talk to the little flower or to the little peanut they will give up their secrets . . .

I've actually spent a lot of time researching beauty products, how they are produced and how they are sold.

I think I existed on four hours sleep a night for four years.

Compassion is easily forsaken in the midst of prosperity, even when this prosperity is God given.

I'm not into this judgmental, religious-right kind of thing.