Young people, take heart: the older you get, the fewer commandments you will have the strength to break.

The way money goes so fast these days, they should paint racing stripes on it.

Believe me when I say that Bill Clinton's second term will be good for business. My business.

You've got the brain-washed, that's the Democrats, and the brain-dead, that's the Republicans!

People are not in a good mood when any politician's face appears on television.

I squirm when I see athletes praying before a game. Don't they realize that if God took sports seriously he never would have created George Steinbrenner.

A Consultant is a guy who knows 125 different ways to make love, but who doesn't know any women.

If you call your opponent a politician, it's grounds for libel.

If the audience doesn't like it, usually they're just silent. But they've never all walked out at once.

The sacred exists only at the expense of the truth.

Being an Olympian is the ultimate test of one's sporting ability.

Pain does not differentiate between rich and poor or Christian and Buddhist. It brings the same feelings to everyone.

May the mysteries that confound you, be unraveled.

Not one man in a thousand has the strength of mind or the goodness of heart to be an atheist.

Trust your intuition and be guided by love.

And yet you see the weakness of external evidence-and outward miracles; they were not sufficient to make true believers, or to make the Israelites believe that Jesus was their promised Messiah.

I think graffiti is part of Berlin culture. You think about what the Berlin wall meant and how visible that was in everyone's life. How it was a part of their very identity.

When I was little the sky was closer.

We are unlimited beings. We have no ceiling.

Nobody knows you better than you do.

Love does nothing but make you weak! It turns you into an object of pity and derision-a mewling pathetic creature no more fit to live than a worm squirming on the pavement after a hard summer rain.