Young people want to look like peas in a pod, and there is no use trying to make them different.

The only people who never fail are those who never try

You can always spot a well informed man his views are the same as yours.

Among famous traitors of history one might mention the weather.

America's best buy is a telephone call to the right man.

To me travel is triple delight: anticipation, performance, and recollection.

It is usually when men are at their most religious that they behave with the least sense and the greatest cruelty.

When he said we were trying to make a fool of him, I could only murmur that the Creator had beat us to it.

The very fact that we make such a to-do over golden weddings indicates our amazement at human endurance. The celebration is more in the nature of a reward for stamina.

when men don't like another man everyone assumes he's no good and that the men know what they are talking about, yet when women dislike another woman people just think they're being catty.

People are subject to moods, to temptations and fears, lethargy and aberration and ignorance, and the staunchest qualities shift under the stresses and strains of daily life.

Marriage is a necessary evil

The oceans are full of surprises!

Most schools have only a microwave or deep fryer, hardly the tools needed to feed our children real, fresh food.

I was walking along looking for somebody, and then suddenly I wasn't anymore.

Only secretly rebellious teachers have ever done right by our least advantaged kids.

You are mine, always, if ye will it or no, if ye want me or nay. Mine, and I willna let ye go

Something that is completely unwinnable. I mean, it becomes unwinnable if we decide to leave [Afghanistan].

My dreams have become puny with the reality my life has become.

Once upon a time I owned a watermelon.

We should not exercise the body without the joint assistance of the mind; nor exercise the mind without the joint assistance of the body.