Your actions, and your action alone, determines your worth.

Punctuality is the virtue of the bored.

I should like to bury something precious in every place where I've been happy and then, when I'm old and ugly and miserable, I could come back and dig it up and remember.

One forgets words as one forgets names. One's vocabulary needs constant fertilizing or it will die.

I have lived carefully, sheltered myself from the cold winds, eaten moderately of what was in season, drunk fine claret, slept in my own sheets; I shall live long.

The truth is that Oxford is simply a very beautiful city in which it is convenient to segregate a certain number of the young of the nation while they are growing up.

He was gifted with the sly, sharp instinct for self-preservation that passes for wisdom among the rich.

Beer commercials are so patriotic: Made the American Way. What does that have to do with America? Is that what America stands for? Feeling sluggish and urinating frequently?

Sometimes, I feel the past and the future pressing so hard on either side that there's no room for the present at all.

Wine is a bride who brings a great dowry to the man who woos her persistently and gracefully.

... To know and love one other human being is the root of all wisdom.

It is not who you are NOW, it is what GOD says you are that matter.

It's a good thing to get poetry off the shelves and more into public life.

The mental aspect of golf is what makes golf such a great sport.

And love became the world's origin and the world's ruler, yet littered its path is with flowers and blood, flowers and blood.

There are criminal aliens in this country who have come into this country who are perpetrating violence and taking American lives.

If lessons are learned in defeat, our team is getting a great education.

I've always thought there was something very marvelous and magical about mirrors, and that they are connected to memory as well.

Sometimes a question can hurt more than an answer.

The human population is 90% gullible, violence-prone dipshits.

Three chords and the truth - that's what a country song is.