Your actions speak so much louder than words.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

More and more I lived in books, they were my comfort, refuge, addiction, compensation for the humiliations that attended contact with the world outside.

God is always present. The question is, how present are we?

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The public has a taste for supping with the great.

People have asked me a lot of times, because I didn't hit a lot, how long a dozen bats would last me. Depending on the weight and model I was using at that time - I would say eight to 10 cookouts.

The most important key to the permanent enhancement of self esteem is the practice of positive inner-talk.

A man doesn't have vacation problems: his boss tells him when to take them, and his wife tells him where.

Fonda and Gary Cooper had the best sense of timing of all the actors I knew.

There will be a quick rash of hairy American filth, but it shouldn't threaten the existence of decent, serious British filth.

Because women don't expect to have heart disease, a lot of times they don't seek help if they have the early symptoms of a heart attack.