Your body will argue that there is no justifiable reason to continue. Your only recourse is to call on your spirit, which fortunately functions independently of logic.

Being in love, I find myself smiling for no reason at all...

The Republican Party is like the corpse in 'Weekend at Bernies' and the Tea Party is like the two guys who put sunglasses and a party hat on it and drag it around.

No one gets a free ride. Except maybe bus drivers.

There were periods during my childhood when I stammered so badly I couldn't talk at all.

We call that runnin' through the okra patch.

It's always wonderful when something altogether wrong ends right, without the help of either religion or the police.

Something about this boat screamed, "I am a very popular model in the world's oil-bearing regions. I cost more than your soul!

Life is not always like chess. Just because you have the king surrounded, don't think he is not capable of hurting you.

For you see, each day I love you more. Today more than yesterday and less than tomorrow.

Whoever is king, is also the father of his country.