Your cat just got cat hair on me.” “It’s only fair,” Min said. “Your suit just got expensive suit lint on him.

Broaden your horizons. They're the only ones you'll ever have, so make the suckers as wide as possible.

His sentences didn't seem to have any verbs, which was par for a politician. All nouns, no action.

Feel no guilt. Getting married and giving birth does not mean that you have sold your life away to perfectly healthy people who can get their own damn socks.

If you can't be a good example, then be a terrible warning.

I like my afterglow with you in motion. I measure time by how your body sways.

Be sober, be vigilant because your adversary the Devil walks about like a roaring lion, seeking whom he may devour.

A lot of really big trees had died to make that desk. His mother had probably gnawed them down, used her nails to saw the boards, and finished the decorative cutwork with her tongue.

Once you know the truth, it's always obvious

That furniture cost me a fortune! It's designer furniture." "Designed by whom ? Darth Vader ? The Hitler Youth ?

Trying to seduce Alec at all was a waste of time; he came preseduced anyway. Like a microwave entrée. You pressed his buttons, and he got hot.

My bursting heart must find vent at my pen.

Writing to impress others is the surest path to pretentious mediocrity.

I wish we could go to the mo

Democracy is the power of equal votes for unequal minds

Heartfelt and willing obedience invites the constant companionship of the Holy Ghost.

Beautiful soup! Who cares for fish, game or any other dish? Who would not give all else for two pennyworth of beautiful soup?

A new word is like a fresh seed sown on the ground of the discussion.

A real Rembrandt hung in a millionaire's home elevator would undoubtedly make for kitsch.

If thou be not busy for thyself now, who shall be busy for thee in time to come?

Private enterprise manages so much better all the concerns to which it is equal.