Your employees come first. And if you treat your employees right, guess what? Your customers come back, and that makes your shareholders happy. Start with employees and the rest follows from that.

Think small and act small, and we'll get bigger. Think big and act big, and we'll get smaller.

Keep costs low and spirits high, and the people of Southwest Airlines will keep LUV in the air.

We have a strategic plan. It's called 'doing things'.

You don't hire for skills, you hire for attitude. You can always teach skills.

If you're crazy enough to do what you love for a living, then you're bound to create a life that matters.

I'm here to tell you that I am proud of a couple of things. First, I am very good at projectile vomiting. Second, I've never had a really serious venereal disease.

A company is stronger if it is bound by love rather than by fear.

The important thing is to take the bricklayer and make him understand that he’s building a home, not just laying bricks.

The essential difference in service is not machines or 'things.' The essential difference is minds, hearts, spirits, and souls.

Treat your employees like customers.

Those who pay their bills on time are soon forgotten. It is only by not paying one's bills that one can hope to live in the memory of the commercial classes.

I think in my job, it's quite difficult to find work on television... you don't necessarily want to get a profile for something that you don't fully believe in.

Ah, Miss Harriet, it would do us no harm to remember oftener than we do, that vices are sometimes only virtues carried to excess!

I grew up on games like Madden and NBA Jam, then moved on to NFL 2K on Dreamcast. The game I really loved was Virtua Tennis.

I wish to remain nameless And live without shame 'Cause what's in a name, Oh I still remain the same

Thank you for all the birthday wishes, it's brought a tear to my eye, and a boner to my pants.

Land surveying has been a positive influence on my life, and I'd encourage anyone who hasn't considered it to give it a chance!

I once thought I had mono for an entire year. It turned out I was just really bored.

If love is not enough, then what's enough?

Of all the hokum with which this country [America] is riddled, the most odd is the common notion that it is free of class distinctions.