Your existence gives me a headache. Go stand over there.

You can't fix stupid, but you can numb it was a 2 by 4.--T-SHIRT

I stop fighting my inner demons. We're on the same side now. T-shirt

We're like the Three Musketeers, searching for truth and justice and the American way.: Glitch snorted. "More like the Three Blind Mice, stumbling around trying to find a hunk of cheese in the dark.

I went down like a drunken cowgirl trying to line dance to Metallica.

There is a great need for a sarcasm font.

Reyes Farrow. Because perfection is a dirty job, but someone has to do it.

I totally should've gone to Hogwarts when I had the chance.

I lowered the gun but didn’t holster it. Not just yet. She could turn out to be psychotic. Or a door-to-door salesperson.

I meant to behave. There were just too many other options.--T-SHIRT

Chocolate and coffee ? Together ? Whoever came up with that combination should have won a Nobel Peace Prize. Or at least a subscription to Reader's Digest.

As more and more artificial intelligence is entering into the world, more and more emotional intelligence must enter into leadership.

In the long run most short cuts are flawed - especially on journeys to 'so-called' success

Then there are the fanatical atheists whose intolerance is of the same kind as the intolerance of the religious fanatics and comes from the same source.

Flip a coin. When it's in the air, you'll know which side you're hoping for.

Think about it. Women control 70 percent of global consumer spending . . . when women do better, economies do better.

When strangers meet, great allowance should be made for differences of custom and training.

The secret of life is enjoying the passage of time.

I tell ya when I fly, I don't get no respect. I took one of those cheap flights, no frills. I finished eatin' and had to do the dishes.

[Donald] Trump and his Trumpeteers, well, they're not conservative enough.

I hate the moment when suddenly my anger turns into tears