Your eyes flashed fire into my soul. I immediately read the words of Dostoyevsky and Karl Marx, and in the words of Albert Schweitzer, I FANCY YOU!

Religion and philosophy, philosophy and religion - they're two words which are both ... different. In spelling.

If there is a God, his plan is very similar to someone not having a plan.

If you've never seen an elephant ski, then you've never been on acid.

Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun).

I just believe in the goodwill of people, the power of people to do something positive.

I grew up in Europe, where the history comes from.

They’re not women’s clothes. They’re my clothes. I bought them.

MAC gave me 55 lipsticks to test. These are the same lipsticks I got caught stealing by the police when I was 15. How ironic.

Never put a sock in a toaster.

I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup.

In the library I felt better, words you could trust and look at till you understood them, they couldn't change half way through a sentence like people, so it was easier to spot a lie.

Good humor may be said to be one of the very best articles of dress one can wear in society.

The living are more demanding

Calories from protein affect your brain, your appetite control center, so you are more satiated and satisfied.

Letting your mind play is the best way to solve problems.

The great mistake these people make is that they go to looking after the spiritual welfare of the Indians before securing their physical.

I cannot go to sleep with dishes in the sink.

The survival of artistic modes in which we recognize ourselves, identify ourselves and place ourselves will survive as long as humanity survives.

The dearest friend on earth is a mere shadow compared with Jesus Christ.

The idea of intimately entwining with customers [to get ideas] is an idea whose time has come.