Your face looked like something Death brought with him in his suitcase.

We buy books because we believe we're buying the time to read them.

I saw a Werewolf with a Chinese menu in his hand

All I can say is what I've always said: If you break your leg, stop thinking about dancing and start decorating the cast.

Enjoy every sandwich.

I'm very well acquainted with the seven deadly sins, I keep a busy schedule trying to fit them in.

They say love conquers all You can't start it like a car You can't stop it with a gun.

If you won't leave me, I'll find someone who will.

There's nothing romantic, nothing grand, nothing heroic, nothing brave, nothing like that about drinking. It's a real coward's death.

When I was young, times were hard. When I got older it was worse.

I wrote my songs despite the fact that I was a drunk, not because of it.

Fools, their wisdom weak, are their own enemiesas they go through life, doing evilthat bearsbitter fruit.

Calm down. Ghosts don’t ring the doorbell.

Success is like sausage, you'd be surprised what goes into it.

If you really want something you can figure out how to make it happen.

It's so silly not to be nice.

Some people can handle alcohol. You know who you are. Some people can't handle alcohol. The police know who you are.

You and your heart shouldn't feel so far apart

When we believe that God is something other than a lover, it is inevitable that we will sin.

I am just beginning to understand what it is to paint. A painter should have two lives, one in which to learn, and one in which to practice his art.

Character: the grandest thing in the world.