Your first name's white, your second is Hispanic, and your third belongs to a black. No wonder you don't know who you are.

My goals are to hit .300, score 100 runs, and stay injury-prone.

Out of what... a thousand?

Don't worry about things that you have no control over, because you have no control over them. Don't worry about things that you have control over, because you have control over them.

He's so ugly. When you walked by him, your pants wrinkle. He made fly balls curve foul.

What was the name of that dog on "Rin Tin Tin"?

I was brought up in Florida, so there isn't much difference between playing there and playing here. The climax are about the same.

We'll do all right if we can capitalize on our mistakes.

I might have to commute. You know, left field, DH, wherever.

The first thing you do when you get out to center field is put up your finger and check the wind chill factor.

These guys are so old they're eligible for meals on wheels.

Everything has a reason, though it cannot always be deduced for we cannot see the full picture of a life at any point in time.

It's when you run away that you're most liable to stumble.

I have never had a point in my life to make. I'm just trying to entertain the reader.

I want love to conquer all. But love can't conquer anything. It can't do anything on it's own. It relies on us to do the conquering on its behalf.

I think they clearly do not fit within the prescriptions of the Geneva Convention. It's hard for me to see how members of al Qaeda could be considered prisoners of war.

The main thing I do is to carry myself as best as I can on my pro level.

If thou canst see sharp, look and judge wisely, says the philosopher.

Scenery can be a violent stimulant.

If I see any politician or a priest or an imam or a rabbi in the Paradise, I will give up believing in God!

I know a lot of cowboys and I've done a little work on ranches with cattle, and those people become your friends, and keep their word.