Your friend is intellectually honourable," Jimmy's mother would say. "He doesn't lie to himself.

But nothing is more opaque than absolute transparency.

I hope that people will finally come to realize that there is only one 'race' - the human race - and that we are all members of it.

Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them.

Canada was built on dead beavers.

A divorce is like an amputation: you survive it, but there's less of you.

We still think of a powerful man as a born leader and a powerful woman as an anomaly.

You can only be jealous of someone who has something you think you ought to have yourself.

Nature is to zoos as God is to churches.

If the national mental illness of the United States is megalomania, that of Canada is paranoid schizophrenia.

Another belief of mine; that everyone else my age is an adult, whereas I am merely in disguise.

Sure, at some level scientists know nanobots will destroy mankind. They just can't resist seeing how it happens.

She toyed around with his smiles and emotions, till they actually turned plastic. And then, She changed the toy…

Music is all about wanting to be better at it.

It's good to suffer. Dont complain. Bear, bow, accept - and be grateful that God has made you suffer. For this makes you better than the people who are laughing and happy.

It's better to oversleep and miss the boat than get up early and sink.

It's very easy to just shout: 'Off with their heads!' Maybe in doing that you might lose something very valuable. I would like to see the monarchy continue, but in a more democratic fashion.

Prayer clears the mist and brings back peace to the Soul . . .

Society works by putting opportunity and responsibility together.

Now I'm a painter. That was another opportunity I was able to pursue, I've been painting all my life, now it's become a second career because of my success in the movies.

You build a golf game like you build a wall, one brick at a time.