Your friends love you anyway.

You should definitely visit the Louvre, a world-famous art museum where you can view, at close range, the backs of thousands of other tourists trying to see the Mona Lisa.

Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person.

Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that a lone amateur built the Ark. A large group of professionals built the Titanic.

Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling.

It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person's plate.

Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only more intelligent.

The problem with writing about religion is that you run the risk of offending sincerely religious people, and then they come after you with machetes.

Thanks to modern medical advances such as antibiotics, nasal spray, and Diet Coke, it has become routine for people in the civilized world to pass the age of 40, sometimes more than once.

Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.

Darkness does not leave us easily as we would hope.

A great library contains the diary of the human race.

Your power depends on how much time you spend fellowshipping with God.

What a miserable thing life is: you're living in clover, only the clover isn't good enough.

Our biological rhythms are the symphony of the cosmos.

I was covering up for the fact that I was doing drugs. It was a very weird lifestyle.

Playing dress up begins at age 5 and never really ends.

Never underestimate the importance of self-belief to transform your own organization, to reassure nervous clients, and to change the future of our business.

The story of what has happened to women in Afghanistan, however, is a very important one, and fertile ground for fiction.

In Latin America the border between soccer and politics is vague. There is a long list of governments that have fallen or been overthrown after the defeat of the national team.