Your goal is to write that masterpiece. Yello's masterpiece was "Oh Yeah." Whatever I say about the song doesn't matter, because it has a huge impact on how we remember the era.

I love drugs, but I hate hangovers, and the hatred of the hangover wins by a landslide every time.

The power of visibility can never be underestimated.

Over half the world menstruates at one time or another, but you'd never know it. Isn't that strange?

Sometimes the only way to deal with horrific things in life is through a dark sense of humor.

Ugly. Is irrelevant. It is an immeasurable insult to a woman, and then supposedly the worst crime you can commit as a woman. But ugly, as beautiful, is an illusion.

Sometimes when we are generous in small, barely detectable ways it can change someone else's life forever.

It's good to be able to laugh at yourself and the problems you face in life. Sense of humor can save you.

Privacy and security are those things you give up when you show the world what makes you extraordinary.

If I'm talking to a guy who's straight and cute and single, I'm like 'are you a unicorn?'

I’m not playing the race card. I’m playing the rice card.

Are not dreams as much a part of living as waking life is?

[T]he infliction of cruelty with a good conscience is a delight to moralists. That is why they invented Hell.

Careful, Mr. Spiro, guns are dangerous. Especially the end with the hole.

To touch the surface is to stir the depths.

We [The United States] should be prepared to launch a pre-emption strike against Iran to eliminate their nuclear capability.

Nothing is worth doing unless the consequences may be serious.

Just when I discovered the meaning of life, they changed it.

Without love, there can be no connection, no future, and no success together.

When I started shooting speed, amphetamine, when I was 15, almost 16, it actually calmed me down.

Where do you think all these attacks on conservative media are coming from? They're not coming from the Democrats exclusively.