Your hair may be brushed, but your mind's untidy. You've had about seven hours of sleep since Friday. No wonder you feel that lost sensation. You're sunk from a riot of relaxation.

Some tortures are physical And some are mental, But the one that is both Is dental.

Middle-age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you.

I would live all my life in nonchalance and insouciance, were it not for making living, which is rather a nouciance.

The door of a bigoted mind opens outwards so that the only result of the pressure of facts upon it is to close it more snugly.

Happiness is having a scratch for every itch.

Behold the Zebra on the plains, And shudder at his mighty manes!

The bed is a bundle of paradoxes: we go to it with reluctance, yet we quit it with regret; we make up our minds every night to leave it early, but we make up our bodies every morning to keep it late.

When I remember bygone days I think how evening follows morn So many I loved were not yet dead, So many I love were not yet born.

Whenever you're wrong, admit it; Whenever you're right, shut up.

Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them.

Probably, sooner or later every person founds oneself to be needless.

Emotion is the timbre of thought.

When you feel good, you're allowing good. When you don't feel good, you are not allowing good.

In order to promote your own career, you need to promote the careers of others.

And I believe it to be a signal evidence of the Spirit's presence when the Word is really precious to a man 's soul.

I'm a firm believer that there are no rules in art. Every trajectory is different.

People can become anything under the right conditions.

I don't think I realised how stressed I was, being a single parent. It was really, really stressful. It's not easy on anybody.

The Gita is like a bouquet composed of the beautiful flowers of spiritual truths collected from the Upanishads.

I endeavor to keep their attention fixed on the main objects of all science, the freedom & happiness of man.