Your husband, [Hillary Clinton], signed NAFTA, which was one of the worst things that ever happened to the manufacturing industry.

Nothing is easy, but who wants nothing?

There's nobody bigger or better at the military than I am.

I am the only one who can make America truly great again!

Sometimes by losing a battle you find a new way to win the war.

Don’t be afraid of being unique. It’s like being afraid of your best self.

I could stand in the middle Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters.

If you're going to be thinking anyway, think big!

Always try to learn from other people's mistakes, not your own- it is much cheaper that way!

Do you mind if I sit back a little? Because your breath is very bad.

This very expensive GLOBAL WARMING bullshit has got to stop. Our planet is freezing, record low temps,and our GW scientists are stuck in ice.

After this, I can't resist. "Between you, me, and the rest of us, Ted, it's starting to show. You'd better work out, or getting fat off Daddy might be harder to hide.

It is as true as anything else which can be spoken to say that all knowledge is really available everywhere.

... scar tissue was the strongest tissue in the human body.

Even now it comes as a shock if by chance I notice in the street a face resembling someone I know however slightly, and I am at once seized by a shivering violent enough to make me dizzy.

If kindness wins, accountability rules.

Technology makes people equal, it gives them a fair advantage.

It doesn't really matter to me how I make a difference, I just wanna make sure that I do.

I regard sports first and foremost as entertainment, so dry documentary narration is not for me.

Whether histories have a happy ending or not depends on when the chronicler ends the tale.

My mom knows what it's like to keep a dirt floor clean.