Your job today is to pass gas. You do that and we can start feeding you liquids. No fart, no food.

And that's the thing about people who mean everything they say. They think everyone else does too.

There is only one sin. and that is theft... when you tell a lie, you steal someones right to the truth.

People say that eyes are windows to the soul.

If there's a God out there, then i would hope he has more important things to attend to than my drinking scotch or eating pork.

Time can be a greedy thing-sometimes it steals the details for itself.

I finally had what I'd wantes all those years. Except now that I had it, i felt as empty as this unkempt pool I was dangling my legs into.

Sad stories make good books

In the end, the world always wins. That's just the way of things.

Years later, I learned an English word for the creature that Assef was, a word for which a good Farsi equivalent does not exist: sociopath.

it is a heartBreaking sound, Amir Jan, the Wailing of a mother. I pray to Allah you Never hear it.

The call of Christ is a call to live a life of sacrifice and loss and suffering--a life that would be foolish to live if there were no resurrection from the dead.

I'm into all things German. Everything that I own is German. As far as cars go, anyway.

The role of a writer is not to say what we all can say, but what we are unable to say.

I been stackin up like I'm fundraisin

I was born at the right time. I was a freak - the only young player when darts took off in the 1970s.

The principles behind explaining and educating the product or the elected official is similar, even though the actual execution of it is very, very different.

Never forget is not something you say on a prescribed day; if it is real it is something you live the rest of your life

I think if people have more of an understanding of what I'm doing, then they'll appreciate it and get into it more.

It is necessary for men to be deceived in religion.

What makes a great dancer is not technique. What makes a great dancer is passion.