Your life doesn't mean what you have or what you get. Its what your'e willing to give up.

Find what causes a commotion in your heart. Find a way to write about that

I know you can dream your way through an otherwise fine life, and never wake up, which is what I almost did.

Some idiotic things are well worth doing.

If you lose all hope, you can always find it again.

Maturity, as I conceived it, was recognizing what was bad or peculiar in life, admitting it has to stay that way, and going ahead with the best of things.

If loneliness is the disease, the story is the cure.

Our ex-wifes always harbour secrets about us that make them irresistable. Until, of course, we remember who we are and what we did and why we are not married anymore.

Some people want to be bank presidents. Other people want to rob banks.

The art of living your life has a lot to do with getting over loss. The less the past haunts you, the better.

Love isn’t a thing, after all, but an endless series of single acts.

You like them, " I realized.Noah's eyebrows lifted in question."Like as people.""As opposed to...furniture?""They're my PARENTS.""That is my understanding, yes.

Science [is] that wonderfully convenient personification of the opinions, at a certain date, of Professors X, Y, and Z....

It is not in the stars to hold our destiny but in ourselves.

So every single day, I found something to be grateful for and that's a powerful lesson.

Conservation may be a sign of personal virtue, but it is not a sufficient basis for a sound, comprehensive energy policy.

What I find most disturbing about Valentine's Day is, look, I get that you have to have a holiday of love, but in the height of flu season, it makes no sense.

Democracy is not a commodity for import and export.

Let not the tie be mercenary, though the service is measured in money. Make yourself necessary to somebody. Do not make life hard to any.

The proper use of comments is to compensate for our failure to express ourself in code.

Nobody really knows anybody completely, even if they've been married to 'em for 53 years, you know?