Your lips are the only stimulant I need.

I promise to keep my hands to myself. I'm too exhausted to make a move on you.

He is who he is, but it's not enough for me. I want more. I don't want him for just a night. I want him beside me every night.

He thinks he's comforting a friend after a bad breakup. Little does he know-he's the one who's breaking my heart.

What is it about guys named Adam?

I sort of figured we'd be dating. It makes things like sharing a room a little easier.

Knowledge is like money: To be of value it must circulate, and in circulating it can increase in quantity and, hopefully, in value.

I don't s'pose anybody on earth likes gingerbread better'n I do-and gets less'n I do.

A popular song is one that makes us all think we can sing.

Happiness is not to be achieved at the command of emotional whims.

Sunday is Senior Citizens' Day. And if you want to become a senior citizen, just call the Padre ticket office.

Throughout all of human history slaves have been expensive capital purchase items. And today they're disposal inputs like styrofoam cups to an economic process.

Sarah Palin is now the guy who hangs out in the high school parking lot, showing off his car, five years after he graduated.

Goering was known to wear togas, fur coats and faux-medieval hunting outfits.

They may be just as intelligent as you say. But I'd feel a helluva lot better if just one of them had ever run for sheriff.

There is a direct correlation between am increased sphere of comfort and getting what you want.