Your lost friends are not dead, but gone before, advanced a stage or two upon that road which you must travel in the steps they trod.

Open your mouth and shut your eyes and see what Zeus will send you.

Youth ages, immaturity is outgrown, ignorance can be educated, and drunkenness sobered, but stupid lasts forever.

A man's homeland is wherever he prospers.

Quickly, bring me a beaker of wine, so that I may wet my mind and say something clever.

Ignorance can be cured, but stupidity is forever

Wise people, even though all laws were abolished, would still lead the same life.

You cannot teach a crab to walk straight.

A man may learn wisdom even from a foe.

Characteristics of a popular politician: a horrible voice, bad breeding, and a vulgar manner.

By words the mind is winged.

If you cannot insult a god, you yet do not "get" God.

To give preference to the life of a being simply because that being is a member of our species would put us in the same position as racists who give preference to those who are members of their race.

This generation of Americans has a rendezvous with destiny.

Golf is the most fun you can have with out taking your clothes off.

Dear me, how I love a library.

Stewart has two cars in the top five: Magnusson 5th and Barichello 6th.

I used to dread getting older because I thought I would not be able to do all the things I wanted to do, but now that I am older I find that I don't want to do them.

The way to create jobs is to encourage private sector job creators.

We may pretend we are basically moral people who make mistakes, but the whole of history proves otherwise.

You don't love someone for their looks, or their clothes, or for their fancy car, but because they sing a song only you can hear.