Your medical tests are in. You're short fat and bald.

A smile is a facelift that's in everyone's price range!

I try not to worry about the future - so I take each day just one anxiety attack at a time.

Wisdom doesn't necessarily come with age. Sometimes age just shows up all by itself.

A smile is happiness you'll find right under your nose.

About the only time losing is more fun than winning is when you're fighting temptation.

What this country needs is a credit card for charging things to experience.

I wouldn't mind the rat race - if the rats would lose once in a while.

If you spend all of your time racing ahead to the future, you're liable to discover you've left a great present behind.

The waist is a terrible thing to mind.

Happiness doesn't depend on how much you have to enjoy, but how much you enjoy what you have.

You know, look, if I could strangle these people and not go to hell and get executed, I would, but I can't.

You can't be afraid of failure and you can't be afraid of success, because either one gets in the way of your work.

Perhaps some have created their own difficulties but don't the rest of us do exactly the same things? Are we not all beggars?

It excites me when a person puts their whole self in a song or rhyme, or instrument. It fills me.

Why are people who are appalled at insider trading so quick to trade on inside information when it comes their way?

The difference between men and boys is the price of their toys.

One of the big dangers is to pretend that you can follow a predictable process when you can't.

Spend time with people who know how to use their days well. Just as iron sharpens iron, positive people will inspire you to be positive.

I just love a challenge, whether it’s a relationship, my career, clothing.

It's as much fun to scare as to be scared.