Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person, defined as a person who remembers when there was no Velcro.

You should definitely visit the Louvre, a world-famous art museum where you can view, at close range, the backs of thousands of other tourists trying to see the Mona Lisa.

Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person.

Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that a lone amateur built the Ark. A large group of professionals built the Titanic.

Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling.

It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person's plate.

Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only more intelligent.

The problem with writing about religion is that you run the risk of offending sincerely religious people, and then they come after you with machetes.

Thanks to modern medical advances such as antibiotics, nasal spray, and Diet Coke, it has become routine for people in the civilized world to pass the age of 40, sometimes more than once.

Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.

To put in the effort needed to create the life of your dreams, you first need to develop a burning desire.

Cancer may have blindsided you, but it didn't blindside God.~ Strength Renewed

Sometimes when you get disappointment it makes you stronger.

Endless good now comes to me in endless ways.

But there's no point in looking back and saying I was unlucky.

I never told you I was perfect; but there is no error in the revelations which I have taught.

It's much easier when your team's winning. When your team starts to lose, that's where a lot of these quarterback controversies divide a locker room. The key, as a pro, is to be a pro.

God supplies the needs of His people according to their needs but does not ordinarily allow stockpiling.

The highest challenge inside organizations is to enable each person to contribute his or her unique talents and passion to accomplish the organization's purpose.

I hate trends, but I love fashion.