Your mum pounced on her and started sucking away. Would’ve been arousing if not for all the screaming.” “Ian,” Bones drew out warningly. He grinned. “You’re right. I was aroused anyway.

The sh*t's gonna splatter, start buggin, yo..." Mencheres to Cat

Brush teeth. Wash hair. Rule undead world with an iron fist.

It was ironic; he held her captive, yet she’d captivated him.

You're shagging a woman who can turn into a dragon? Blast you, Charles, I am sick with envy!

I am a nice young girl here to pick up your granddaughter for the weekend... We're going to a Bible retreat to scare the devil out of her. - Bones to Cat's grandparents

You're not a woman," he said finally. "You're the Grim Reaper with red hair!

Careful, luv. I might be angry with you, but that doesn't mean I don't still want you. So if you do that again, I'll shag you right here, right now, and sod anyone who wants to watch

That face. That body. And you know he’s packing. Look at the angle on that dangle.

I couldn't help shaking my head as I looked at him. Ian slept like a baby every morning - well, a baby who continually kept one hand down his pants.

Nice to meet you, mate, and here's some advice: Don't even think about it. You try anything with her and I'll neuter you with my bare hands.

You know what the best thing is about the end of the day? Tomorrow, it starts all over again.

Why should anyone else have it easy. Spoken like a true New Yorker.

Let's choose each day and every day to keep an attitude of faith and joy and belief and compassion.

I was maybe 10 or 11 when I saw 'Titanic.' And, yes, I was a fan. I loved it.

Moderation resembles temperance. We are not so unwilling to eat more, as afraid of doing ourselves harm by it.

He who thinketh he leadeth and hath no one following him is only taking a walk. Leadership is getting people to work for you when they are not obligated.

I wasn't a great student, C average. I was pretty shy, but I drank a lot of beer.

They're really aggressive. They're like roaches on bread - you drop some on the floor and, boom, they're on it.

A critical knowledge of the evolution of the idea of property would embody, in some respects, the most remarkable portion of the mental history of mankind.

Don't stare into a mirror when you are trying to solve a problem.