Your on your on with this one babe." "Coward." "Calling me names isn't going to get me in there." -Ranger and Stephanie

You're a marshmallow. Soft and sweet and when you get heated up you go all gooey and delicious."-

I shot that sucker right in the gumpy." Grandma Mazur

The 'Barnaby' books were always intended to be graphic novels.

I'm done with men. I have a hamster. That's all I need.

When I was six years old I sprinkled sugar on my head, convinced myself it was pixie dust, wished myself invisible, and walked into the boys' bathroom at school.

My Spanish is limited to burrito and taco.

Calories don’t count if they’re connected to a celebration. Everyone knows this.

-You're gloating, Max. It's not flattering. Somebody needs to teach you a little humility.- -A good woman could do that.- -She'd have to be armed and dangerous.-

Its always nice to have a stud muffin at the table.

Only men you can count on these days are Ben and Jerry.

Within all beings resides the unlimited power of the creative soul.

You lived what anybody gets, Bernie. You got a lifetime. No more. No less.

The three phases of Santa belief: (1) Santa is real.(2) Santa isn't real.(3) Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus.

I did get a degree in special education.

I have never felt the pain of not being white the way I've felt it since I've been a public figure/part of this entertainment industry.

One thing I like about jazz, kid, is that I don't know what's going to happen next. Do you?

My soul, the seas are rough, and thou a stranger In these false coasts; O keep aloof; there's danger; Cast forth thy plummet; see, a rock appears; Thy ships want sea-room; make it with thy tears.

Diplomats make it their business to conceal the facts.

Time is on your side when you own shares of superior companies.

He was like a second father to me (of George Halas)