Your real name is a mortal name. Now you need one that is immortal, the one that takes the high stage and plays above the rest. You can't be immortal and mortal at the same time.

There was no plan for us. We are a misspelling being erased by Death in order for the story of total chaos to continue.

If one is fooled by magic, then isn't the magic as good as real?

There really was no point in having vision that didn't revolve a full 360 degrees because it was usually from behind that life would sneak up and overtake you.

A fire only spreads away from it's source, it never returns.

Don't be handcuffed by bad habits when you hold the key to unlock the greatness inside of you.

You can't condemn an entire species of people because of the actions of one man.

If you are too weak to stand being hit and too stupid to avoid it, then you deserve more pain.

I brug you two [gifts] . . . I gots the little here in my pockie.' He dug one hand deep into his pocket and pulled out a handful of nuts and a dead grasshopper. 'Nope. Be the other side.' (Matt)

I like our ads. I like beautiful women eating burgers in bikinis. I think it's very American.

The adornment of the body is a human need.

The CIA special unit that was searching for Osama bin Laden has been disbanded. So I guess, mission accomplished.

It's not that I don't like penises. I just don't like them on men.

What selfish seeds I plant along the way, black harvest today.

Take it back Oh, take it back I don't want your lovin', anymore Let me live Oh, let me live It's not you who I sing for