Your shower is ready - I turned it on last night.

If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?

Remember there's no such thing as a small act of kindness. Every act creates a ripple with no logical end.

If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done.

I love you like a fat kid loves cake!

The maintenance man is moving the thermostat in our office today. I started talking with him about the

Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own problems.

You don't have to be a 'person of influence' to be influential. In fact, the most influential people in my life are probably not even aware of the things they've taught me.

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.

Informed decision-making comes from a long tradition of guessing and then blaming others for inadequate results.

Life is half delicious yogurt, half crap, and your job is to keep the plastic spoon in the yogurt.

It was by faith, nothing wavering, that Joseph saw God our Eternal Father and Jesus Christ, His Son.

We are sometimes hurt mostly or only not by what happened or is happening to us but by being felt sorry for.

Style is luxury, and luxury is simply what makes you happy.

I'm a horrible girlfriend. I always was. I'm great at the beginning, because I can be very romantic.

For a musician, music is the best way to unite with God.

There had to be a hysteria and a fear sent through America in order to get increased war budgets.

Right motives give pinions to thought, and strength and freedom to speech and action.

I love technology. I buy all of the stuff when they come out first.

There is so much we can learn from TV. It's a window on the world.

What else may hap, to time I will commit.