Your tills are talking to me and want me to take them home. Does this often happen?

Your fortune teller cursed me. Foul spirits haunt every supermarket I go to. I can't show my face in Morrisons.

Well goodness knows, goodness knows what historians will write.

I hold that such a question can never arise except in a society of cannibals.

The true spirit of delight...is to be found in mathematics as surely as in poetry.

I dont believe you need high capacity magazines to go hunt. If you have to use 100 rounds to shoot a deer, youre in trouble.

Religion should be disentangled as much as possible from history and authority and metaphysics, and made to rest honestly on one's fine feelings, on one's indomitable optimism and trust in life.

We do not ride on the railroad; it rides upon us.

Love is no individual's experience; and though we are imperfect mediums, it does not partake of our imperfection; though we are finite, it is infinite and eternal.

I'm aware the fans in the U.S. can be less forgiving...I'll just have to do my best to please them.

"Women," he said in disgust. I wasn't sure whether we was referring to me or nuns.

A lady is nothing very specific. One man's lady is another man's woman; sometimes, one man's lady is another man's wife. Definitions overlap but they almost never coincide.