Your twenties is all about taking your childhood out on everyone that you run into.

To me this is not yelling. I am not yelling. I'm just passionate about my opinions and I want to tell you all of them before you start talking again.

Haven't you noticed that every time the government f-ks up McDonald's has a new sandwich?

Only an adult with dying dreams can appreciate how awesome it is to have a dog.

God's everywhere, but I gotta go down (to church) to see him? Really? And he's mad at me down there, and I owe you money?

Let's go to Brunch. What a great idea! Why would you want to sleep in on a Sunday when you can go pay $18 for eggs? Now, you're thinking.

Surround yourself with positive people. Also, be a positive person. Root for people. Somebody else's success is not your failure.

My favorite kind of humor is basically, if it was happening to you, it wouldn't be funny, but to observe it, it's hilarious.

Nothing worse than when a 6 acts like a 10.

I've never wanted to kill myself over anything major. It's always the little things that do me in.

Pitbulls are like a gun you can pet.

Always remember, your focus determines your reality.

If you going rape me, rape me already and leave me in whichever ditch you leave woman. Just stop bore me with your r’asscloth mouth

Just sit down and write! Me circa 2009

Each day I will accomplish one thing on my to list.

To repel one's cross is to make it heavier.

Lord Maccon looked up. “Grovel, you say?” Lyall did not glance away from the latest vampire report he was perusing. “Grovel, my lord.

Things must be felt with the heart.

I’ve learned in a hundred ways that I rarely regretted acting but often regretted NOT acting fast enough.

It's amazing to hear proficient musicians play your music. It's a once in a lifetime kind of experience.

An original is a creation motivated by desire.