Your wig steers the gig.

If you get to it, and you cannot do it, then there you jolly well are, aren't you?

To be cool is to believe. To stay cool is to have the sweet fragments of serenity rock your wig away.

Hipsters, flipsters and finger-poppin' daddies: knock me your lobes.

You've got to watch your mind all the time or you'll awaken and find a strange picture on your press.

The breaking of a wave cannot explain the whole sea.

The best mind-altering drug is the truth.

I loved moustaches. I used to draw myself with one. When I was 14, I was really into war and Van Gogh.

Does it ever stop? The wanting you?" "Even when I've just left ye. I want you so much my chest feels tight and my fingers ache with wanting to touch ye again.

Mommy. It's just the one thing you don't want to mess up.

I've never been prudish.

Haste is blind and improvident.

Lunches are just not good. They take the heart out of the day and the spaciousness from the morning's work.

I once heard someone doing a karaoke version of my song. That was pretty funny.

One can't predict the weather more than a few days in advance.