Zaphod felt he was teetering on the edge of madness and wondered if he shouldn't just jump over and have done with it.

This planet has — or rather had — a problem, which was this: most of the people living on it were unhappy for pretty much all of the time.

When coming back, we may notice we have changed because others haven’t.

Their every instinct - and I have to say this is without exception - is to iron out the bumps, and It's always the bumps that are the most interesting stuff.

So far as Im concerned, Ronald Reagan was the best president. Nixon was the worst. Some of his policies were okay, but he disgraced the office.

A success is anyone who is doing deliberately a pre-determined job, because that's what he decided to do deliberately. But only one out of twenty does that.

My job is not to scream and yell, my job is to cheer you and be positive. If you miss four shots, I'm still going to pass to you.

Great enterprises usually promise vastly more than they perform.

Etiquette requires us to admire the human race.

I love how you can shoot a movie in a month or two or three of four, and it's this encapsulated story that you box up and ship out into the world, and what it is, is what it is.

Hate comes from Intimidation. Love comes from Appreciation.

Love is blind, but friendship closes its eyes.