Zombies dont mess with other zombies.

People are like music, some speak the truth and others are just noise.

Alcohol is really just the liquid version of Photoshop.

Whatever you do, always give 100%. Unless you're donating blood.

Friendship is so weird. You just pick a human you've met and you're like, 'Yep, I like this one,' and you just do stuff with them.

I'm a nut, but not just a nut.

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it.

You know how funerals are not for the dead, they’re for the living? Bachelor parties are not for the groom, they’re for the uncommitted.

You can tell how boring a person is by the lack of fear in their eyes when someone is flipping through photos on their phone.

Just beat my record for most consecutive days without dying.

The secret is to have a sense of yourself, your real self, your unique self. And not just once in a while, or once a day, but all through the day, the week and life.

Energy is what I believe all of us are. We're just conscious awareness dancing for itself for no other reason but to stay amused.

Everyone lives by selling something.

I am not afraid of what god can do to me. He is already doing it

There is no birth of consciousness without pain.

Baseball is very big at the present time. This makes me think baseball will live longer than Casey Stengel or anybody else.

Yes, I don't read books for entertainment.

Sometimes you've got to just commit to the idea and press forward and trust that you made the right decision.

If you have a tone like mine that is recognizable. No matter what I play, when you hear my tone you can tell it's me.

Stress is basically a disconnection from the earth, a forgetting of the breath. Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. Nothing is that important. Just lie down.

Free discussion is the only necessary Constitution - the only necessary Law of the Constitution.