Zombies weren't the true plague of the world, laziness was.

It hurt like hell, but at least it felt true. Her mind could settle into that pain.

I think everyone should have a problem with zombies on fire.

Clear skin, a manicure, a couple dead zombies, and then fame!

He's barely said anything and I already know this guy is gross, ' she told the girls. 'If the zombies come at us, we feed them him first.

Live The Life That You Love

Who were these people, all of them young couples, a few fabulous ones, tall thin-haired blondes with toned men in perfectly pressed jeans -- neither fearing the loss of the other.

In this new age of GPS, Google Earth and multidimensional digital maps, mapping is suddenly hugely relevant again.

What is a husband? He is the one who, with a touch, can bring back the starlight and glow of years long ago. At least he hopes he can - don't disappoint him.

What use is it for me to force my nature? / For my nature shall always remain / What it is and conquer what belongs to it, / However men may narrow its path.

The lawyer's pouch is a mouth of hell.

You can't make Christ funny. He's self-aware, he's too flexible within the situation. It's rigidity, it's when the ego takes over and the behavior becomes inappropriate that it becomes funny.

I avoid Facebook, LinkedIn and Twitter, and if I need to communicate with someone, I email direct.

I understand that you are still grieving. But we will always be grieving.

Most people, once they graduate from the School of Hard Knocks, automatically enroll in the University of Adversity.