Zoolander was more of my own sensibility.

Moisture is the essence of wetness, and wetness is the essence of beauty.

My parents used to throw great New Year's Eve parties. They invited such an eclectic mix of showbiz people. All those cool people were always hanging out at our apartment.

Fashion is so over the top.

I have a lot of nervous energy. Work is my best way of channelling that into something productive unless I want to wind up assaulting the postman or gardener.

I don't devalue comedy as compared to drama. Not one bit.

Oh, you can milk just about anything with nipples.

Success doesn't necessarily mean happiness.

I know that I'm better as an actor when I'm working with a good actor. I think anytime you're working with a better actor, it makes you a better actor.

Words can only hurt you if you try to read them. Don't play their game!

I'm pretty sure there's a lot more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good looking. And I plan on finding out what that is.

After 45 years of marriage, when I have an argument with my wife, if we don't agree, we do what she wants. But, when we agree, we do what I want!

I think I've reduced the amount of blood in my caffeine system to an acceptable level.

Hell is not a subject to be avoided; it is a place to be avoided. Thinking about Hell is actually a very good idea. It's a good way to keep ourselves out of it.

The only man who can't change his mind is a man who hasn't got one

When I'm in the country with all of the kids around and cooking, that's when I'm most relaxed. When I'm in the country I like to cook.

Clothing, hair and make-up are just reflective of how I am feeling at any given moment and that varies from day to day.

Your vigor for life appalls me.

The Bible can touch our hearts, order our minds, refresh our souls.

Nothing is so good for an ignorant man as silence; and if he was sensible of this he would not be ignorant.

The syllogism art for art's sake refers to that kind of painting which disregards, or is contrary to, public taste.