a church ought to express the joy of religion as well as its majesty.

When emotion supersedes reason ... gullibility must follow.

No woman really wants a man to carry her off; she only wants him to want to do it.

Dogs can be made to feel guilty about anything, including the sins of their owners. Cats refuse to take the blame for anything - including their own sins.

there is nothing like a garden to rest the soul.

The only way to do it is to do it: by writing, writing, writing.

I knew the answer, and--of course--so did Ramses. He has superb breath control and always gets in ahead of me.

Noble causes have a deplorable effect on the morals of the persons who espouse them.

A man asking for help ought to at least give directions.

Cats always made up to the people who hated them the most. Depending on how you chose to look at it, it was a touching manifestation of trust, or a malicious pleasure in human discomfort.

Martyrdom is often the result of excessive gullibility.

Pain is awesome I like it, to see myself scared is awesome to see how people get killed just makes me happy.

We must know how to discern between God's truth and the devil's counterfeit.

Shark Tales: How I turned $1,000 into a Billion Dollar Business.

A noble hunger, long unsatisfied, met at last its proper food.

a college education I would never propose - a bachelor's degree won't even keep you in clothes

There are times when the simple dignity of movementcan fulfill the function of a volume of words.

Hallucinations are an inner experience in which most of the time you forget you're there.

James Ivory comes close to the actors for the first rehearsal. He more or less lets you direct yourself and then will only correct you if he finds it incorrect.

My faculties are decaying now and soon I shall be so I cannot remember any but the things that never happened.

True power is the power to empower others.