adherent, n. A follower who has not yet obtained all that he expects to get.

Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.

War is God's way of teaching Americans geography.

In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.

Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion.

Admiral. That part of a warship which does the talking while the figurehead does the thinking.

Spring beckons! All things to the call respond; the trees are leaving and cashiers abscond.

NEPOTISM, n. Appointing your grandmother to office for the good of the party.

Divorce: a resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries.

Clairvoyant, n.: A person, commonly a woman, who has the power of seeing that which is invisible to her patron - namely, that he is a blockhead.

But feelings can't be ignored, no matter how unjust or ungrateful they seem.

Make everyday a positive dayMake it joyful and beautiful in everyway

Rule Number One in the India Savage Life Code: When in doubt or possible trouble, lie.

The giving hand is considered powerful

I can't take another day of this.

Women know things that men will never know. We keep the best secrets. We tell the best stories.

During the engagement I tried to throw a strong force through the canon, but I was obliged to use it elsewhere before it had gotten to the supposed location of the village.

The main thing I need to do is create, hopefully, exquisitely beautiful, desirable objects for my customer.

Somehow [Kenya Bariss] has figured out how to explore these very weighty, sticky, sharp topics, and still be funny and not make fun of the topic.

We are not meant to resolve all contradictions but to live with them and rise above them.