[after accepting a gift from a Kenyan woman] You are a woman, aren't you?

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.

If I were reincarnated I would wish to be returned to Earth as a killer virus to lower human population levels.

During the Blitz, a lot of shops had their windows blown in and put up notices saying, 'More open than usual'. I now declare this place more open than usual.

Cannibalism is a radical but realistic solution to the problem of overpopulation.

How do you keep the natives off the booze long enough to pass the test?

People think there's a rigid class system here, but dukes have been known to marry chorus girls. Some have even married Americans.

I would like to go to Russia very much — although the bastards murdered half my family.

You're just a silly little Whitehall twit: you don't trust me and I don't trust you.

The bastards murdered half my family.

In the event that I am reincarnated, I would like to return as a deadly virus, in order to contribute something to solve overpopulation.

She would never forget how his soul was lonely as the moon they’d met under, and how, for several brief moments, she’d been able to chase the loneliness away.

I've always enjoyed animation and voiceover work. That's something that I've been proactive about.

Attractions are things we all should be good at saying no to, because our Department of Attraction is arguably the least reliable and productive office in our entire brain.

None of us are so much praised or censured as we think.

In the end, for all our differences and conflicts, most women and men share the same food, work, shelter, bed, life, joy, anguish, and fate. We need each other.

Shame on the man who goes to his grave escorted by the miserable hopes that have kept him alive.

My motto is to go wild on the accessories - the belts, the hair clips, the jewelery.

I thought my Jesus Piece was so harmless 'Till I see a picture of a shorty armless

Man should earnestly desire the well - being of all God's creations and pray that we may have the strength to do so.

Hurried business is bad business.