alone, adj. In bad company.

Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.

War is God's way of teaching Americans geography.

In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.

Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion.

Admiral. That part of a warship which does the talking while the figurehead does the thinking.

Spring beckons! All things to the call respond; the trees are leaving and cashiers abscond.

NEPOTISM, n. Appointing your grandmother to office for the good of the party.

Divorce: a resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries.

Clairvoyant, n.: A person, commonly a woman, who has the power of seeing that which is invisible to her patron - namely, that he is a blockhead.

Isn't that the only way to curate a life? To live among things that make you gasp with delight?

Photos which captures human sadness are the noblest and the most meaningful of all the photos!

In science the important thing is to modify and change one's ideas as science advances.

A world of confusion and disappointment results from trying to believe without obeying.

Military troops were withdrawn from Chechnya on Dec. 31, 1996.

We live in a world where you can walk into a bookstore and get a how-to guide on just about anything. But no one tells you how to die with dignity. No one tells you how to go out like the winner.

One of the most insane environments I have ever spent time in is a gun range. There we are, all in a line, armed to the teeth, firing away.

I exaggerate when I’m angry, but I’ve never gone around telling people things that aren’t true about me.

I look at marriage and I think marriage is phenomenal. I think it's great. I don't hold anything against marriage.

And I am all the things I have ever loved: scuppernong wine, cool baptisms in silent water, dream books and number playing.